the award for “Most Creative Chapter Titles” goes to medieval Arabian writers
(Source: souratgar, via bokudesuga)
we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh
This is really the post I was looking for
(via carlossheldonmoustache)
Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf
When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited
(via nancydrevv)
My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
(via dulect)
my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil
(via escapysm)
look whos still single in 2014
still single in 2015
still… 2016
still, 2017!!!!
congrats to me! I’m still single! Happy 2018!
ME IN 2019
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